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Porter Press

The student news site of Lockport Township High School

Porter Press

The student news site of Lockport Township High School

Porter Press

Michael Reaney, Staff Writer

Michael Reaney is a film critic and aspiring director. He generally sees one film a week at the theatre, and his grading system for films operates on a ten point scale.

  • 1-5: Poor, god awful, entirely forgettable (think this year’s Fantastic Four)
  • 6: Average (not bad, but nothing too memorable)
  • 7: Good (decent; anything this grade or higher and I usually buy it on DVD)
  • 8: Great (very good, although weighed down by a few small but noticeable flaws)
  • 9: Amazing (Almost perfect, only a few minor flaws)
  • 10: Masterpiece (I have seen maybe three films in my entire life that fall into this category. If a film is rated a 10, it means I literally have no problems with it. To me, it is perfect)
All content by Michael Reaney

Entertainment, Cringe-worthy and Wonderful

Written by Michael Reaney, Staff Writer
November 19, 2015

Pan Gets Panned

Written by Michael Reaney, Staff Writer
November 16, 2015

The Martian Masterpiece

Written by Michael Reaney, Staff Writer
November 16, 2015

The Quay Brothers, a true horror film

Written by Michael Reaney, Staff Writer
November 16, 2015

Bridge Of Spies: Solid Eight

Written by Michael Reaney, Staff Writer
October 21, 2015
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